*clears throat* okay this next song is called “im not my best friend’s best friend” and it goes a little something like this *throws the microphone* *muffled screams* *crying for 7 years*
Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying
I’ve done it
I’ve made the stupidest image imaginable
"Iceland is a wonderful country; I would even say that it is a true paradise for all the photo shooting-lovers. But what has become a real discovery for me is the bird’s eye view of the rivers flowing along the black volcanic sand. It is an inexpressible combination of colors, lines, and patterns." (via)
Pocho, the 5.2 meter (17 feet) long friendly crocodile!
You’ve already met Gustave the killer croc, now it’s time to meet Pocho.
Costa Rican fisherman Chito first met the croc after finding him with a gunshot wound on the banks of the Central American state’s Parismina river 20 years ago. He had been shot in the left eye by a cattle farmer and was close to death. But Chito enlisted the help of several pals to load the massive reptile into his boat and later give him aid and treatment.
In the words of Chito, “When I found Pocho in the river he was dying, so I brought him into my house. He was very skinny, weighing only around 150 lb. I gave him chicken and fish and medicine for six months to help him recover. I stayed by Pocho’s side while he was ill, sleeping next to him at night. I just wanted him to feel that somebody loved him, that not all humans are bad. It meant a lot of sacrifice. I had to be there every day. It took years before Chito felt that Pocho had bonded with him enough to get closer to the animal.”
At one point during his recovery, Chito left the croc in a lake near his house but to his amazement Pocho started following him. Later, Chito got the confidence to get closer to him, with first only attempting to splash with him in the river but later they bonded so well that for almost 2 decades the duo performed tricks for the local crowds.
But in October 2011, Pocho, around 50 years old at that time, died of natural causes and a funeral was held for him.
At his funeral, Chito couldn’t held back his tears and said, “Pocho is Pocho, the only one. There is no more Pocho. He will be the only Pocho there ever was.”
there’s … something in my eye …
HOWDY DOODLY FRI END
how do i install a new attractive and cute face
You can’t install software already on the device
THAT WAS THE CUTEST RESPONSE I’VE EVER SEEN
LOOK AT GANONDORF’S HORSE
LOOK HOW MUCH SHIT HE PUT ON THAT HUGE FUCKING STEED
HE BRAIDED IT’S MANE
GANONDORF TOOK HIS HORSE AND BRAIDED IT’S HAIR
AND THEN GAVE IT ORNATE, CUSTOM ARMOR
THERE ARE TINY SKULLS ON THE STURRUPS
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GANONDORF